I know, dangerous proposition. . .but I was thinking about all those company slogans out there, and how they should really be translated. Here are some of mine, feel free to add your own.
Citigroup: "Live richly" . . . then when you can't pay us back, file Bankruptcy and live poorly.
Burger King: "Have it your way" . . .unless we're short staffed that day in which case you will take what we make and like it, mister.
Staples: "That was easy" . . . except for the part when I asked your "expert" a tech question and he had no idea what I was talking about. That part wasn't easy and was in fact really frustrating and a total waste of my time.
Greyhound: "Leave the driving to us" . . . unless you can't stand the smell of B.O. and stale urine in which case you might want to drive.
Las Vegas: "What happens here stays here" . . . except for the rashes, they usually take about 4 to 6 weeks to go away.
Taco Bell: "Run for the Border" . . .or the nearest restroom, whichever is closer.