I know, dangerous proposition. . .but I was thinking about all those company slogans out there, and how they should really be translated.  Here are some of mine, feel free to add your own.

Citigroup:  "Live richly" . . .  then when you can't pay us back, file Bankruptcy and live poorly.

Burger King:  "Have it your way" . . .unless we're short staffed that day in which case you will take what we make and like it, mister.

Staples:  "That was easy" . . . except for the part when I asked your "expert" a tech question and he had no idea what I was talking about.  That part wasn't easy and was in fact really frustrating and a total waste of my time.

Greyhound:  "Leave the driving to us" . . . unless you can't stand the smell of B.O. and stale urine in which case you might want to drive.

Las Vegas:  "What happens here stays here" . . . except for the rashes, they usually take about 4 to 6 weeks to go away.

Taco Bell:  "Run for the Border" . . .or the nearest restroom, whichever is closer.