Does anyone else have that dude in your office that you can't figure out what the heck he does and why he earns a paycheck?
You know, you always see him walking around talking to other people or in the breakroom reading the sports page. Even when you see him sitting at his desk he's always on the internet looking at weather.com or foxnews or sportsline. . .or maybe he's working one of those damn Sudoku puzzles. And even when he's on the phone, you can tell he's not having a work related conversation cause he's laughing way too much.
Well, I'm here to tell you that as far as I know, there's not a guy like that where I work. . .now excuse me, I've got a sports page to read. . .